The "Lake Ontario (Not Lake America)" Heavyweight Streetwear Tee
The "Lake Ontario (Not Lake America)" Heavyweight Streetwear Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.36 | 51.44 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 70.48 | 75.56 |
| Length, cm | 67.63 | 71.12 | 74.61 | 78.11 | 80.33 | 82.55 | 85.09 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.28 | 45.09 | 48.26 | 52.07 | 55.25 | 59.05 | 62.56 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Some folks south of the border have been floating the idea of renaming Lake Ontario to "Lake America." We took that personally.
You can’t annex 19,000 square kilometres of freshwater with a press release. Defended by millions of Cobra Chickens and bordered by the True North, Lake Ontario is unapologetically Canadian—and this heavyweight streetwear tee makes sure everyone across the border remembers it.
Printed on our signature boxy, ultra-durable heavyweight cotton blank, this shirt delivers that authentic 90s streetwear drape without feeling stiff. Built for cottage docks, boat days, patio sessions, and reminding anyone within eyesight exactly whose water they're looking at.
Key Details:
• 100% Domestic Canadian Fulfillment: Printed, packed, and shipped locally across Canada with zero border delays or customs fees.
• Heavyweight 90s Streetwear Fit: Premium 100% ring-spun cotton (5.3 oz/yd²). Structured, durable, and pre-shrunk to hold its shape wash after wash.
• High-Definition DTG Print: Crisp, breathable print with a soft hand-feel that won't crack or peel.
• Sizing: True-to-size classic boxy streetwear cut. (Size up for an oversized drop-shoulder fit).
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colours; tumble dry low or hang dry.