Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Why Are You So Obsessed?"
Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Why Are You So Obsessed?"
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
"I don't need anything from you." (Proceeds to post about us at 2:00 AM).
There’s always that one loud neighbour who claims he’s completely fine on his own, doesn’t need a single thing, and is totally over it... yet somehow can’t stop bringing us up every single day.
Let’s call it what it is: Canada is the happily married neighbor living completely rent-free in his head. Sovereign, peaceful, minding our own business, and utterly unattainable. If you don't care, why are you constantly checking our fence?
Fronted by our smirking, bandana-wrapped street moose and dripping in gritty graffiti accents, this tee asks the obvious question: Why are you so obsessed?
Product Details:
- The Graphic: Premium high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) print featuring our custom rebellious moose emblem, distressed Canadian maple leaf, and neon drip graffiti typography.
- The Fit: Classic, relaxed unisex streetwear cut with a structured collar. Fits true to size (go up one size for a modern oversized skate look).
- The Fabric: 100% heavyweight
- Durability: Pre-shrunk, double-needle stitched seams designed to hold up to heavy rotation and endless wash cycles without fading or cracking.
- Vibe: Bold, sarcastic, unapologetically sovereign.
Unbothered. Independent. Nasty Canadian.