Unapologetic Hawaiian Pizza Inventor Tee - Chatham, ON
Black / S
$45.00
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Sorry, Not Sorry: We Invented the Hawaiian Pizza.
Some people think Canadians are just polite, maple-syrup-chugging pushovers. But what’s more fiercely rebellious than inventing the most controversial, globally debated pizza topping in history?
Back in 1962, a Greek-Canadian named Sam Panopoulos decided to ignore the rules of traditional pizza. At his Chatham, Ontario diner—the famously space-aged Satellite Restaurant & Tavern—he threw sweet canned pineapple and savory ham onto a cheese pie and flipped the culinary world on its head. Purists hated it. The President of Iceland even wanted to legally ban it. But true Canadians know it’s a sweet-and-savory masterpiece.
Now you can wear that history with pride. This premium streetwear tee features the authentic 1960s retro-futuristic atomic design inspired by the exact dining room where the Hawaiian pizza was born. Printed on a heavyweight, cotton to perfectly highlight the vintage graphics, this shirt is a statement piece.
We’re bold, we’re stylish, and we’re unapologetically Canadian. Whether you're defending your favorite slice or just love rocking local history, put this on and let the world know: Yeah, we put pineapple on our pizza. Deal with it.
Fit: Classic Unisex Fit
Feel: Premium, heavyweight comfort for everyday wear
Vibe: Apologetically Unapologetic
Finished with high-density premium printing on ultra-soft, heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton blanks. Proudly printed on-demand right here in Canada to support local manufacturing and eliminate fashion waste.
Unapologetic Hawaiian Pizza Inventor Tee - Chatham, ON
$45.00
Some people think Canadians are just polite, maple-syrup-chugging pushovers. But what’s more fiercely rebellious than inventing the most controversial, globally debated pizza topping in history?
Back in 1962, a Greek-Canadian named Sam Panopoulos decided to ignore the rules of traditional pizza. At his Chatham, Ontario diner—the famously space-aged Satellite Restaurant & Tavern—he threw sweet canned pineapple and savory ham onto a cheese pie and flipped the culinary world on its head. Purists hated it. The President of Iceland even wanted to legally ban it. But true Canadians know it’s a sweet-and-savory masterpiece.
Now you can wear that history with pride. This premium streetwear tee features the authentic 1960s retro-futuristic atomic design inspired by the exact dining room where the Hawaiian pizza was born. Printed on a heavyweight, cotton to perfectly highlight the vintage graphics, this shirt is a statement piece.
We’re bold, we’re stylish, and we’re unapologetically Canadian. Whether you're defending your favorite slice or just love rocking local history, put this on and let the world know: Yeah, we put pineapple on our pizza. Deal with it.
Fit: Classic Unisex Fit
Feel: Premium, heavyweight comfort for everyday wear
Vibe: Apologetically Unapologetic
Finished with high-density premium printing on ultra-soft, heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton blanks. Proudly printed on-demand right here in Canada to support local manufacturing and eliminate fashion waste.
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |