{"title":"Lake Ontario Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Lake America. Never was.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd all three to your cart and the bundle price of $125 applies automatically, saving you $29.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \"Great Shining Water\" Lake Ontario Heavyweight Hoodie, the \"Lake Ontario (Not Lake America)\" Heavyweight Tee, and the \"Great Shining Water\" 11oz Accent Mug. Printed on demand by an independent Canadian outfit in Southwestern Ontario. 🇨🇦\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-lake-ontario-not-lake-america-heavyweight-streetwear-tee","title":"The \"Lake Ontario (Not Lake America)\" Heavyweight Streetwear Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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press release. Defended by millions of Cobra Chickens and bordered by the True North, Lake Ontario is unapologetically Canadian—and this heavyweight streetwear tee makes sure everyone across the border remembers it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePrinted on our signature boxy, ultra-durable heavyweight cotton blank, this shirt delivers that authentic 90s streetwear drape without feeling stiff. Built for cottage docks, boat days, patio sessions, and reminding anyone within eyesight exactly whose water they're looking at.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eKey Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• 100% Domestic Canadian Fulfillment: Printed, packed, and shipped locally across Canada with zero border delays or customs fees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 11pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Heavyweight 90s Streetwear Fit: Premium 100% ring-spun cotton (5.3 oz\/yd²). 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